
Welcome back to the increasingly chaotic SFFL. Entropy is ever increasing and the Mariners are ever winning - could they go undefeated in this topsy-turvy league? On to the News!
Edgerrin James, the second best running back this week, led Mark's Mariners on a successful defense of their superbowl cup. The Mariners' owner was tight-lipped about his decision to stay in the league one more year.
In a very tight race, Dean's Orcas slipped past the Warlocks. Phone calls to their front office from Ryan Leaf were ignored by the Orcas ownership this week.
Rod Smith gave the game to Bill's Hornets in Monday Night action in week one. Unfortunately, Ed McCaffrey (also shown here) was also lost for the season in that contest, at last report.
Dennis, a non-competitor in the I Beat Brian pool, managed to do just that this week with a good performance from WR Jimmy Smith.
Marc managed to submit an illegal lineup and still score over 100 points this week, thanks to Rich Gannon. The Secret Agent Men submitted two Quarterbacks (probably on accident) so I treated it appropriately under the rules. Be sure you double check your lineup - I am rule bound to use as much of what you send as I can.
Newcomer Rich's Ironmen also topped the century mark this week, defeating the secretary's hapless Phantoms. I've added a temporary logo for the Ironmen - I hope to have their helmets done next week.
Game of the Week 
| Mark's Mariners | 87 | Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 74 |
| Bill's Hornets | 88 | Jeff's Wizards | 82 |
| Dean's Orcas | 62 | Tony's Warlocks | 60 |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | 115 | Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 74 |
| Rich's Ironmen | 102 | Thom's Phantoms | 50 |
| Dennis' Wolverines | 92 | Brian's Buckheads | 61 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | at | Dean's Orcas |
| Tony's Warlocks | at | Doug & Brent's Ospreys |
| Bill's Hornets | at | Thom's Phantoms |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | at | Jeff's Wizards |
| Mark's Mariners | at | Brian's Buckheads |
| Dennis' Wolverines | at | Rich's Ironmen |
Quick update, and a bit late, this week.
Peyton Manning managed to outscore the Phantom's entire starting lineup, even though he was on the bench. Bill's Hornets extremely confident coach managed a win anyways with Kerry Collins and company.
Rich's Ironmen stomped the Wolverines in our game of the week, and the rookie is now two and oh.
Jeff's Wizards managed a solid win this week, despite leaving the all-star Green Bay Defense on the bench.
Other wins this week include the Mariners over the Buckheads, the Warlocks over the Ospreys, and the Lone Gunmen over the Orcas.
Game of the Week 
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 81 | Dean's Orcas | 59 |
| Tony's Warlocks | 65 | Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 50 |
| Bill's Hornets | 79 | Thom's Phantoms | 54 |
| Jeff's Wizards | 75 | Marc's Secret Agent Men | 47 |
| Mark's Mariners | 82 | Brian's Buckheads | 74 |
| Rich's Ironmen | 90 | Dennis' Wolverines | 33 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | at | Brian's Buckheads |
| Tony's Warlocks | at | Dennis' Wolverines |
| Bill's Hornets | at | Rich's Ironmen |
| Dean's Orcas | at | Marc's Secret Agent Men |
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | at | Mark's Mariners |
| Thom's Phantoms | at | Jeff's Wizards |
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 58 | Brian's Buckheads | 52 |
| Tony's Warlocks | 89 | Dennis' Wolverines | 52 |
| Rich's Ironmen | 80 | Bill's Hornets | 59 |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | 90 | Dean's Orcas | 81 |
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 101 | Mark's Mariners | 98 |
| Thom's Phantoms | 78 | Jeff's Wizards | 69 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | at | Doug & Brent's Ospreys |
| Tony's Warlocks | at | Thom's Phantoms |
| Bill's Hornets | at | Dean's Orcas |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | at | Brian's Buckheads |
| Mark's Mariners | at | Rich's Ironmen |
| Dennis' Wolverines | at | Jeff's Wizards |
I've got a complete list of waivers, but first how did they score in week four?
Terrel Owens and Jeff Garcia helped carry Doug & Brent's Ospreys over the Lone Gunmen this week. Good performances were also had by Ricky Williams and Todd Pinkston. The Ospreys topped the century mark for the second week in a row, and are number two on the overall scoring list.
It's funny - several people started players from Indianapolis, despite the bye week. There was also some confusion about the Raiders-Cowboys game, which was previously a bye week. Be sure to check the schedule!
Even though he couldn't start Jerry Rice, Tony's Warlocks beat the hapless Phantoms this week, to take sole possession of first place in the Grey Beard division. That's the Warlocks third win in a row. Bill's Hornets also won this week, to pull even with the Lone Gunmen with a .500 record.
John Carney scored an amazing 25 points vs Minnesota this week, leading Jeff's Wizards to the victory. Donovan McNabb also added to the score, and the Wizards are now tied for first in their division with Rich's Ironmen, whose unbeaten streak came to an end this week.
Also winning this week were Marc's Secret Agent Men and Mark's Mariners. These two teams are vying for the lead of the Young Turks division, and leaving poor Dennis in the dust.
Game of the Week 
I'll update the rest of the picks next week and get us all caught up. I think Tony's one of three people in the "I beat Brian" pool, so I might get to award a prize next week also.
Late Breaking Update - Hey, we're semi-officially getting together for a football game on October 28th, when the Miami Dolphins come to rainy Seattle. RSVP immediately if you are interested - we probably won't buy football tickets in advance but I am hoping to get some hockey tickets for Saturday night.
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 126 | Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 92 |
| Tony's Warlocks | 84 | Thom's Phantoms | 60 |
| Bill's Hornets | 89 | Dean's Orcas | 71 |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | 80 | Brian's Buckheads | 26 |
| Mark's Mariners | 110 | Rich's Ironmen | 53 |
| Jeff's Wizards | 84 | Dennis' Wolverines | 70 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | at | Dennis' Wolverines |
| Tony's Warlocks | at | Brian's Buckheads |
| Bill's Hornets | at | Jeff's Wizards |
| Dean's Orcas | at | Rich's Ironmen |
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | at | Marc's Secret Agent Men |
| Thom's Phantoms | at | Mark's Mariners |
Hey, as far as I can see, the story of the week is Brian's Buckheads who used QB Chris Chandler and Warrick Dunn to pound Tony's Warlocks this week. The Warlocks got good scoring from Brett Favre so this didn't look totally one-sided.
Thom's Phantoms managed to top the century mark also this week, beating the perrenial powerhouse Mark's Mariners. Only a swap of kickers would have managed more points. Shaun Alexander continues to perform for a team that originally picked him up for "trade bait".
The third team to crack triple digits this week proved me quite wrong in the Game of the Week as Jeff Garcia led Brent & Doug's Ospreys to a smashing victory over the Secret Agent Men. The Ospreys beat the hapless SAMs by One Hundred and Five points, a SFFL record. The Ospreys also have the most "Points For" in the league, 52 more than their nearest competition, the Mariners.
Dennis' Wolverines topped the Lone Gunmen this week, proving they are not counted out of the Young Turks division yet. Jeff's Wizards worked their magic over Bill's Hornets, in an attempt to keep up with the dominating Rich's Ironmen, who topped the hapless (and Moss-less) Orcas this week.
Game of the Week 
My own picks record is atrocious, so I'll delay the catch up for one more week. "History will erase the mistakes of the past" and all that.
Late Breaking Update -
This is Absolutely, Positively your last chance to respond
if you'd like to attend the football game on October 28th, when the Miami
Dolphins come to rainy Seattle. I've managed to snag free hockey tickets
for the night before, and it looks like I might even get two free Seahawk
tickets for the game.
RSVP with your lineups or forever rue the day.
| Dennis' Wolverines | 84 | Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 76 |
| Brian's Buckheads | 120 | Tony's Warlocks | 60 |
| Jeff's Wizards | 75 | Bill's Hornets | 67 |
| Rich's Ironmen | 96 | Dean's Orcas | 59 |
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 168 | Marc's Secret Agent Men | 63 |
| Thom's Phantoms | 107 | Mark's Mariners | 90 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | at | Dean's Orcas |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | at | Mark's Mariners |
| Tony's Warlocks | at | Shawn's Lone Gunmen |
| Brian's Buckheads | at | Jeff's Wizards |
| Bill's Hornets | at | Dennis' Wolverines |
| Thom's Phantoms | at | Rich's Ironmen |
Jerome Bettis led the scoring this week, helping Thom's Phantoms score a victory over the rookie Ironmen. The Bus rushed for 143 yards and generally looked pretty good for an old guy.
In the other Venerable division news, Brent & Doug's Ospreys trounced the hapless Orcas. The Ospreys surprised everyone this week by continuing their reign atop the "Most Points Scored" column.
I'll go on record as calling the Game of the Week, with Mark's Mariners pushing past the slumping Secret Agent Men. The Mariners aren't quite where I predicted they'd be, with only the second most points scored, but overall are having a fine season.
Tony's Warlocks took their turn stepping on the hapless Lone Gunmen to keep pace with Bill's Hornets, who wone their non-divisional contest against the Wolverines. Dennis started almost a whole team of guys on a BYE week, but this has been a screwy year in the NFL.
Screwy describes our last divisional win, as Brian's Buckheads continue their resurgence. The losing Wizards coach was busy scanning the schedule for the next time he gets to play the Orcas.
Game of the Week 
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 54 | Dean's Orcas | 50 |
| Mark's Mariners | 87 | Marc's Secret Agent Men | 54 |
| Tony's Warlocks | 63 | Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 45 |
| Brian's Buckheads | 78 | Jeff's Wizards | 38 |
| Bill's Hornets | 100 | Dennis' Wolverines | 30 |
| Thom's Phantoms | 91 | Rich's Ironmen | 47 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | at | Bill's Hornets |
| Dean's Orcas | at | Thom's Phantoms |
| Dennis' Wolverines | at | Marc's Secret Agent Men |
| Rich's Ironmen | at | Jeff's Wizards |
| Mark's Mariners | at | Tony's Warlocks |
| Brian's Buckheads | at | Doug & Brent's Ospreys |
This is the first post-seahawk game SFFL report we've had since 1998. The local team performed pretty much as expected, however.
Darrell Jackson performed well, but Mark's Mariners still beat the Terrel-less Warlocks. At least Tony was there to see the Game of the Week.
The Warlocks did manage to keep pace with their division as Bill's Hornets fell to Shawn's Lone Gunmen in a close match. Isaac Bruce gave the old-guy performance-of-the-game in this contest.
Another seahawk attendee won his game this week. Brian's Buckheads slipped past the resurgent Ospreys for another close victory. If the Ospreys' James McKnight didn't fumble the ball (see above) they may have won this contest.
I think it's safe to point out that the Buckheads didn't have any Seahawks on their starting roster.
In the "screwy play" department, Rich's Ironmen slipped past the Wizards in a four-point game. If the Wizards had started a QB, they could have won this contest easily. Miami's Jay Fiedler was sitting on their bench - he managed to nab 20 points against Seattle in the SFFL game.
In a similar story, Lamar Smith helped Dennis' Wolverines beat the Secret Agent Men. The flag-wavers have four QBs, but none of them are rising to the occasion. Matt Hasselbeck put in a surprising good performance while relegated to the Wolverine bench.
Finally, in the "blowout" department, Thom's Phantoms trounced the non-seahawk attending Orcas by a two-to-one margin. QB Aaron Brooks and the Denver Defense could have put the Orcas away by themselves - the eligibles were just icing on the cake. Old-guy Jerome Bettis provided another stellar performance.
Game of the Week 
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 120 | Bill's Hornets | 114 |
| Thom's Phantoms | 116 | Dean's Orcas | 58 |
| Dennis' Wolverines | 96 | Marc's Secret Agent Men | 83 |
| Rich's Ironmen | 82 | Jeff's Wizards | 78 |
| Mark's Mariners | 68 | Tony's Warlocks | 52 |
| Brian's Buckheads | 80 | Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 76 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Thom's Phantoms | at | Shawn's Lone Gunmen |
| Dean's Orcas | at | Tony's Warlocks |
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | at | Bill's Hornets |
| Rich's Ironmen | at | Marc's Secret Agent Men |
| Jeff's Wizards | at | Mark's Mariners |
| Brian's Buckheads | at | Dennis' Wolverines |
| Thom's Phantoms | 56 | Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 31 |
| Tony's Warlocks | 55 | Dean's Orcas | 19 |
| Bill's Hornets | 118 | Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 116 |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | 116 | Rich's Ironmen | 68 |
| Jeff's Wizards | 93 | Mark's Mariners | 42 |
| Dennis' Wolverines | 86 | Brian's Buckheads | 52 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Thom's Phantoms | at | Dean's Orcas |
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | at | Tony's Warlocks |
| Mark's Mariners | at | Marc's Secret Agent Men |
| Jeff's Wizards | at | Rich's Ironmen |
| Brian's Buckheads | at | Bill's Hornets |
| Dennis' Wolverines | at | Doug & Brent's Ospreys |
| Thom's Phantoms | 144 | Dean's Orcas | 67 |
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 109 | Tony's Warlocks | 99 |
| Mark's Mariners | 89 | Marc's Secret Agent Men | 74 |
| Jeff's Wizards | 109 | Rich's Ironmen | 72 |
| Brian's Buckheads | 112 | Bill's Hornets | 95 |
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 111 | Dennis' Wolverines | 70 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Dennis' Wolverines | at | Mark's Mariners |
| Bill's Hornets | at | Tony's Warlocks |
| Rich's Ironmen | at | Brian's Buckheads |
| Thom's Phantoms | at | Doug & Brent's Ospreys |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | at | Shawn's Lone Gunmen |
| Jeff's Wizards | at | Dean's Orcas |
Quick update, and don't forget about the
Thursday Game This Week !
All previous weeks have been updated. I can only quote B.B.King:
The thrill is gone, the thrill is gone away
The thrill is gone baby, the thrill is gone away
You know you done me wrong baby, but you will be sorry someday.
I'll try to keep on top of this for the rest of the season, but let's see if we can make this a better, happier league for all next year, hmmm?
Game of the Week 
| Mark's Mariners | 109 | Dennis' Wolverines | 68 |
| Bill's Hornets | 91 | Tony's Warlocks | 86 |
| Brian's Buckheads | 143 | Rich's Ironmen | 28 |
| Thom's Phantoms | 108 | Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 70 |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | 100 | Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 55 |
| Dean's Orcas | 114 | Jeff's Wizards | 47 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Jeff's Wizards | at | Shawn's Lone Gunmen |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | at | Tony's Warlocks |
| Mark's Mariners | at | Bill's Hornets |
| Dennis' Wolverines | at | Dean's Orcas |
| Rich's Ironmen | at | Doug & Brent's Ospreys |
| Brian's Buckheads | at | Thom's Phantoms |
| Jeff's Wizards | 75 | Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 66 |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | 97 | Tony's Warlocks | 56 |
| Bill's Hornets | 94 | Mark's Mariners | 50 |
| Dennis' Wolverines | 71 | Dean's Orcas | 44 |
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 89 | Rich's Ironmen | 74 |
| Thom's Phantoms | 111 | Brian's Buckheads | 49 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Bill's Hornets | at | Shawn's Lone Gunmen |
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | at | Thom's Phantoms |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | at | Dennis' Wolverines |
| Brian's Buckheads | at | Rich's Ironmen |
| Jeff's Wizards | at | Tony's Warlocks |
| Dean's Orcas | at | Mark's Mariners |
But in case you were wondering, here are the scores and standings.
Bill 82, Shawn 64
Tony 117, Jeff 83
Brian 70, Rich 64
Bill clinches at least a tie in the Grey Beard division.
Bill 8-4, 2-1 div
Tony 6-6, 1-2 div
Shawn 4-8, 2-2 div
The "Past their Prime" division comes down to the wire:
Brian 6-6, 3-0 div
Jeff 6-6, 1-2 div
Rich 5-7, 1-3 div
Marc 125, Dennis 71
Dean 108, Mark 62
Thom 147, Brent & Doug 71
Thom clinches the championship in the Venerable division
Thom 9-3, 4-0 div
D&B 6-6, 1-2 div
Dean 3-9, 0-3 div
The "Young Turks" are also neck and neck
Mark 7-5, 3-0 div
Marc 7-5, 1-3 div
Dennis 5-7, 1-2 div
Finally, wild card standings on a per-conference basis
Senior
Thom 9-3, 4-0 div (clinched division)
Bill 8-4, 2-1 div (clinched playoff spot)
D&B 6-6, 1-2 div
Tony 6-6, 1-2 div
Shawn 4-8, 2-2 div
Dean 3-9, 0-3 div
Junior
Mark 7-5, 3-0 div
Marc 7-5, 1-3 div
Brian 6-6, 3-0 div
Jeff 6-6, 1-2 div
Dennis 5-7, 1-2 div
Rich 5-7, 1-3 div
That's all the news that's fit to print. No Saturday or Thursday game this week - normalcy returns at last. Baltimore has the bye week.
See you in the funny papers!
| Bill's Hornets | 82 | Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 64 |
| Thom's Phantoms | 147 | Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 71 |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | 125 | Dennis' Wolverines | 71 |
| Brian's Buckheads | 70 | Rich's Ironmen | 64 |
| Tony's Warlocks | 117 | Jeff's Wizards | 83 |
| Dean's Orcas | 108 | Mark's Mariners | 62 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Tony's Warlocks | at | Bill's Hornets |
| Mark's Mariners | at | Dennis' Wolverines |
| Dean's Orcas | at | Doug & Brent's Ospreys |
| Jeff's Wizards | at | Brian's Buckheads |
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | at | Rich's Ironmen |
| Thom's Phantoms | at | Marc's Secret Agent Men |
Tony 71, Bill 68
Mark 77, Dennis 47
Doug & Brent 83, Dean 76
Jeff 89, Brian 62
Shawn 74, Rich 72
Marc 89, Thom 80
The playoff standings, Junior conference
Mark 8-5 (4-0) *
Marc 8-5 (1-3)
Jeff 7-6 (2-2) *
Brian 6-7 (3-1)
Rich 5-8 (1-3) [928]
Dennis 5-8 (1-3) [870]
* = currently leading division
Rich and Dennis are out of the playoffs no matter what (Brian's better divisional record does the trick). The Buckheads can win their division if they beat the Orcas and Jeff loses to the Ospreys this week.
Mark just needs to win to clinch the division, but if he loses to the Lone Gunmen and the Secret Agent Men top the Hornets, they can win with a coup.
The playoff standings, Senior conference
Thom 9-4 (4-0) *
Bill 8-5 (2-2) *
D & B 7-6 (2-2) [1189]
Tony 7-6 (2-2) [957]
Shawn 5-8 (2-2)
Dean 3-10 (0-4)
* = currently leading division
Shawn and Dean are also out of the playoffs no matter what. The only way the Warlocks can spirit the top spot away from the Hornets is to win AND score 187 points MORE than Bill does.
In other words, the only thing undecided is whether the Phantoms face the Ospreys or Warlocks in the first round of the playoffs.
| Tony's Warlocks | 71 | Bill's Hornets | 68 |
| Mark's Mariners | 77 | Dennis' Wolverines | 47 |
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 83 | Dean's Orcas | 76 |
| Jeff's Wizards | 89 | Brian's Buckheads | 62 |
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 74 | Rich's Ironmen | 72 |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | 89 | Thom's Phantoms | 80 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | at | Mark's Mariners |
| Tony's Warlocks | at | Rich's Ironmen |
| Bill's Hornets | at | Marc's Secret Agent Men |
| Dean's Orcas | at | Brian's Buckheads |
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | at | Jeff's Wizards |
| Thom's Phantoms | at | Dennis' Wolverines |
Welcome to the post-season,
I've just returned from my mini-vacation in San Diego, and I was surprised to see that the Orcas beat the Buckheads. A preview of the upcoming spud-bowl? Could be...
The standard website is updated, but here's the scores:
Lone Gunmen 71, Mariners 64
Warlocks 71, Ironmen 41
Hornets 88, Secret Agent Men 55
Orcas 85, Buckheads 68
Wizards 90, Ospreys 52
Phantoms 86, Wolverines 43.
Remember, for the playoffs you can submit up to three "backup" players as "tie-breakers". This can only be done on the normal website, so go there for your lineups after checking injuries on Sportsline.
Week 15 Schedule (divisional champs on the left)
Phantoms vs Ospreys
Hornets vs Warlocks
Mariners vs Buckheads
Wizards vs Secret Agent Men
Week 16 Schedule
Senior Conference Championship
Junior Conference Championship
Week 17 Schedule
SFFL Superbowl
Spudbowl (the other 10 teams)
| Shawn's Lone Gunmen | 71 | Mark's Mariners | 64 |
| Tony's Warlocks | 71 | Rich's Ironmen | 41 |
| Bill's Hornets | 88 | Marc's Secret Agent Men | 55 |
| Dean's Orcas | 85 | Brian's Buckheads | 68 |
| Jeff's Wizards | 90 | Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 52 |
| Thom's Phantoms | 86 | Dennis' Wolverines | 43 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Doug & Brent's Ospreys | at | Thom's Phantoms |
| Tony's Warlocks | at | Bill's Hornets |
| Brian's Buckheads | at | Mark's Mariners |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | at | Jeff's Wizards |
The web page will be updated tonight by Wednesday, shortly after another project I have to finish (Bolt!)
All scores officially verified, barring a recount in Florida. No rematch of the first Superbowl, and defending champ Mark is out in the first round.
Thom 118, Doug & Brent 49
Bill 66, Tony 65
Brian 119, Mark 96
Marc 87, Jeff 78
Seattle teams have the home-field advantage, and we'll gladly host the Superbowl party (it won't be at my house, but there are some nice restOOraunts around...)
The rest of this message will look a lot better in a non-proportional font (like Courier). At the VERY bottom is a man-by-man scoring summary of Tony's game.
SFFL Scoring Breakdown for 2001 Week #15
========================================
Doug & Brent's Ospreys Thom's Phantoms
================================ ================================
QB: J.Garcia SF vs PHI 9 QB: A.Brooks NO @ TB 24
RB: K.Barlow SF vs PHI 4 RB: S.Alexander SEA @ NYG 28
RB: P.Holmes KC vs SD 9 RB: T.Barber NYG vs SEA 7
RB: R.Williams NO @ TB 4 RB: A.Smith NE vs MIA 21
WR: K.Lockett WAS vs CHI 1 WR: T.Holt STL @ CAR 8
WR: T.Owens SF vs PHI 15 WR: D.Mason TEN @ OAK 7
K : O.Mare MIA @ NE 7 K : M.Gramatica TB vs NO 16
Def Kansas City DKC vs SD 0 Def Chicago DefenCHI @ WAS 7
-------------------------------- --------------------------------
Starter Points = 49 Starter Points = 118
QB: S.McNair TEN @ OAK 9 RB: M.Bennett MIN vs JAX 2
FB: F.Beasley SF vs PHI 0 K : R.Lindell SEA @ NYG 6
WR: E.McCaffrey DEN 0 QB: E.Grbac BAL vs CIN 0
WR: J.McKnight MIA @ NE 7 QB: S.Matthews CHI @ WAS 0
WR: T.Pinkston PHI @ SF 5 RB: J.Bettis PIT vs DET 0
WR: P.Warrick CIN @ BAL 0 RB: R.Huntley CAR vs STL 13
K : K.Brown PIT vs DET 11 RB: T.Jones ARI vs DAL 3
K : S.Janikowski OAK vs TEN 4 WR: J.Graham SD @ KC 0
Def Philadelphia PHI @ SF 7 WR: J.Morton DET @ PIT 2
-------------------------------- WR: T.Taylor BAL vs CIN 7
Bench Points = 43 WR: R.Wayne IND vs NYJ 0
Potential Points = 67 Def Denver DefensDEN 0
--------------------------------
Bench Points = 25
Potential Points = 124
Tony's Warlocks Bill's Hornets
================================ ================================
QB: B.Favre GB vs CLE 18 QB: K.Stewart PIT vs DET 28
RB: A.Thomas CHI @ WAS 8 RB: S.Davis WAS vs CHI 12
WR: D.Jackson SEA @ NYG 2 WR: D.Boston ARI vs DAL 2
WR: J.Rice OAK vs TEN 8 WR: T.Brown NE vs MIA 6
WR: B.Schroeder GB vs CLE 1 WR: W.Jackson NO @ TB 8
WR: D.Scott CIN @ BAL 2 TE: T.Gonzalez KC vs SD 2
K : M.Stover BAL vs CIN 14 K : J.Wilkins STL @ CAR 8
Def St. Louis DefSTL @ CAR 12 Def Ny Jets DefenNYJ @ IND 0
-------------------------------- --------------------------------
Starter Points = 65 Starter Points = 66
QB: C.Weinke CAR vs STL 22 QB: P.Manning IND vs NYJ 12
K : T.Peterson KC vs SD 10 WR: L.Coles NYJ @ IND 6
QB: V.Testaverde NYJ @ IND 24 RB: T.Wheatley OAK vs TEN 0
RB: T.BiakabutukaCAR vs STL 0 QB: K.Collins NYG vs SEA 19
RB: T.Canidate STL @ CAR 0 RB: J.Allen CHI @ WAS 0
RB: T.Davis DEN 0 FB: C.Martin PHI @ SF 1
RB: R.Watters SEA @ NYG 0 WR: E.Kennison KC vs SD 5
RB: A.Zereoue PIT vs DET 3 WR: M.Minnis KC vs SD 8
FB: T.Richardson KC vs SD 6 WR: R.Smith DEN 0
WR: W.Chrebet NYJ @ IND 11 K : J.Nedney TEN @ OAK 7
WR: D.Patten NE vs MIA 0 Def Miami DefenseMIA @ NE 0
Def Ny Giants DefNYG vs SEA 16 --------------------------------
-------------------------------- Bench Points = 40
Bench Points = 36 Potential Points = 76
Potential Points = 90
Brian's Buckheads Mark's Mariners
================================ ================================
QB: C.Chandler ATL vs BUF 41 QB: D.Culpepper MIN vs JAX 0
RB: D.Staley PHI @ SF 13 RB: M.Faulk STL @ CAR 40
WR: M.Booker CHI @ WAS 7 RB: J.White CLE @ GB 27
WR: C.Conway SD @ KC 11 WR: D.Alexander KC vs SD 0
WR: A.Freeman GB vs CLE 2 WR: J.Green TB vs NO 1
WR: M.Harrison IND vs NYJ 21 WR: M.Westbrook WAS vs CHI 6
K : M.Vanderjagt IND vs NYJ 17 K : M.Hollis JAX @ MIN 15
Def Oakland DefenOAK vs TEN 7 Def Jacksonville JAX @ MIN 7
-------------------------------- --------------------------------
Starter Points = 119 Starter Points = 96
RB: W.Dunn TB vs NO 13 WR: P.Price BUF @ ATL 7
K : B.Conway WAS vs CHI 7 WR: B.Engram SEA @ NYG 0
QB: T.Banks WAS vs CHI 4 TE: W.Walls CAR vs STL 3
QB: T.Dilfer SEA @ NYG 0 QB: R.Johnson BUF @ ATL 0
QB: D.Flutie SD @ KC 12 RB: M.Anderson DEN 0
QB: T.Green KC vs SD 9 RB: T.Henry BUF @ ATL 0
RB: D.McAllister NO @ TB 0 RB: E.James IND vs NYJ 0
WR: R.Gardner WAS vs CHI 6 RB: D.Levens GB vs CLE 15
WR: M.Jenkins ARI vs DAL 0 FB: N.Goings CAR vs STL 0
WR: D.Terrell CHI @ WAS 0 WR: J.Pathon IND vs NYJ 0
TE: F.Jones SD @ KC 11 K : W.Richey SD @ KC 0
Def Baltimore DefBAL vs CIN 25 Def Detroit DefenDET @ PIT 0
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Bench Points = 67 Bench Points = 15
Potential Points = 152 Potential Points = 117
Marc's Secret Agent Men Jeff's Wizards
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QB: R.Gannon OAK vs TEN 12 QB: D.McNabb PHI @ SF 6
RB: A.Green GB vs CLE 16 RB: C.Dillon CIN @ BAL 13
RB: L.Tomlinson SD @ KC 15 RB: S.Mack JAX @ MIN 23
WR: K.Dyson TEN @ OAK 12 WR: K.McCardell JAX @ MIN 9
WR: J.Horn NO @ TB 17 WR: E.Moulds BUF @ ATL 10
WR: A.Toomer NYG vs SEA 12 WR: J.Thrash PHI @ SF 2
K : D.Akers PHI @ SF 3 K : J.Carney NO @ TB 3
Def New Orleans DNO @ TB 0 Def Green Bay DefGB vs CLE 12
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Starter Points = 87 Starter Points = 78
QB: J.Plummer ARI vs DAL 0 QB: J.Fiedler MIA @ NE 19
WR: J.Galloway DAL @ ARI 2 WR: H.Ward PIT vs DET 12
K : A.Vinatieri NE vs MIA 8 RB: E.George TEN @ OAK 3
QB: Q.Carter DAL @ ARI 9 QB: J.George WAS vs CHI 0
QB: J.Miller CHI @ WAS 0 RB: T.Allen BAL vs CIN 15
RB: J.Brookins BAL vs CIN 0 RB: J.Redmond NE vs MIA 3
WR: A.Connell NO @ TB 0 FB: S.Bryson BUF @ ATL 31
WR: J.Jurevicius NYG vs SEA 5 WR: D.Hayes CAR vs STL 7
TE: J.Riemersma BUF @ ATL 0 WR: M.Muhammad CAR vs STL 0
Def Indianapolis IND vs NYJ 0 WR: T.Streets SF vs PHI 0
-------------------------------- K : J.Hanson DET @ PIT 2
Bench Points = 14 Def Seattle DefenSEA @ NYG 9
Potential Points = 92 --------------------------------
Bench Points = 67
Potential Points = 125
QB: B.Favre GB vs CLE 18 ( 286) P:18-28-0-139 R: 2- 1 TD: P1, P4, P16
RB: A.Thomas(R) CHI @ WAS 8 ( 148) R:24- 82 C: 1- -1
WR: D.Jackson SEA @ NYG 2 ( 113) C: 4- 25
WR: J.Rice OAK vs TEN 8 ( 157) C: 6- 84
WR: B.Schroeder GB vs CLE 1 ( 138) C: 2- 15
WR: D.Scott CIN @ BAL 2 ( 65) C: 1- 20
K : M.Stover BAL vs CIN 14 ( 108) FGs: 43, 29, 43, -33 XPs:1/1
Def St. Louis DefSTL @ CAR 12 ( 139) PA:26 YA:402 TD:FR:29
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Starter Points = 65
QB: K.Stewart PIT vs DET 28 ( 179) P:17-26-0-226 R: 4- 22 TD: P4, R2,
P5, P19
RB: S.Davis WAS vs CHI 12 ( 145) R:22- 57 C: 2- 9 TD: R3
WR: D.Boston ARI vs DAL 2 ( 188) C: 3- 26 R: 1- -1
WR: T.Brown NE vs MIA 6 ( 162) C: 5- 59 R: 2- 7
WR: W.Jackson NO @ TB 8 ( 130) C: 6- 86
TE: T.Gonzalez KC vs SD 2 ( 125) C: 2- 22
K : J.Wilkins STL @ CAR 8 ( 133) FGs: 33, -45, -45 XPs:5/5
Def Ny Jets DefenNYJ @ IND 0 ( 126) PA:28 YA:393
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Starter Points = 66
| Thom's Phantoms | 118 | Doug & Brent's Ospreys | 49 |
| Bill's Hornets | 66 | Tony's Warlocks | 65 |
| Brian's Buckheads | 119 | Mark's Mariners | 96 |
| Marc's Secret Agent Men | 87 | Jeff's Wizards | 78 |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule | ||
|---|---|---|
| Bill's Hornets | at | Thom's Phantoms |
| Brian's Buckheads | at | Marc's Secret Agent Men |
I'd give you the scores, but nobody played a Buc or a Raven.
Here's the starters:
Bill's Hornets ( 0) Thom's Phantoms ( 0) (Stewart,Kordell) PIT (Brooks,Aaron) NO (Davis,Stephen) WAS (Alexander,Shaun) SEA (Boston,David) ARI (Barber,Tiki) NYG (Coles,Laveranues) NYJ (Huntley,Richard) CAR (Smith,Rod) DEN (Holt,Torry) STL (Gonzalez,Tony) KC (Mason,Derrick) TEN (Wilkins,Jeff) STL (Lindell,Rian) SEA (Ny Jets Defense) NYJ (Denver Defense) DEN Brian's Buckheads ( 0) Marc's Secret Agent Men( 0) (Chandler,Chris) ATL (Gannon,Rich) OAK (Staley,Duce) PHI (Green,Ahman) GB (Booker,Marty) CHI (Tomlinson,Ladainian) SD (Conway,Curtis) SD (Dyson,Kevin) TEN (Freeman,Antonio) GB (Horn,Joe) NO (Harrison,Marvin) IND (Toomer,Amani) NYG (Vanderjagt,Mike) IND (Akers,David) PHI (Oakland Defense) OAK (New Orleans Defense) NO
Remember, next week is the Spud Bowl - who can knock Bill's Hornets from their potato feet?
I promise to do my best to let him defend his crown ;)
It's not over yet, but the Secret Agent Men don't have any timeouts left.
At the two-minute warning, the scores are:
Bill's Hornets Marc's Secret Agent Men
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QB: P.Manning IND vs DEN 18 QB: R.Gannon OAK vs NYJ 8
RB: S.Davis WAS vs ARI 23 RB: J.Brookins BAL vs MIN ?
WR: D.Boston ARI @ WAS 5 RB: A.Green GB @ NYG 27
WR: T.Brown NE @ CAR 13 WR: K.Dyson TEN vs CIN 5
WR: R.Smith DEN @ IND 9 WR: J.Horn NO vs SF 4
TE: T.Gonzalez KC @ SEA 0 WR: A.Toomer NYG vs GB 7
K : J.Wilkins STL vs ATL 7 K : A.Vinatieri NE @ CAR 8
Def Miami DefenseMIA vs BUF 19 Def New Orleans DNO vs SF 0
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Starter Points = 94 Starter Points = 59
Final results (including the spud bowl!) tomorrow, along with a survey.
Survey question: CBS Sportsline was bad, but did it have any redeeming features? (I'm making a shopping list for next year and checking it twice)
I have a quick announcement first - due to the elimination of any sort of postal fees, there is extra money in the secretarial pool. We will do a financial restructuring in the off-season, but that still leaves us with money left over this year. So...
Announcing, a $5 refund for all paying owners!
The SFFL will pay back $5 for each paying owner. You can think of this as a special 10th anniversary prize if you like. Eh, go on, spend it, you've earned it!
OK, the SFFL SUPERBOWL winner is: Bill's Hornets
Brookins just didn't put up the kind of numbers for Marc's Secret Agent Men to win this, but at least he was there.
Superbowl Party - the current plan is to have a superbowl party here in Seattle on Sunday, February 3. Train, bus, plain, or automobile are all options, so get your tickets now. All SFFL 2002 prizes will be awarded at this venue, and some business will probably be discussed pre-game.
The SPUDBOWL champ was none other than: Tony's Warlocks
With 130 points, he was (beer) head and shoulders over the competition. Defending superbowl champ Mark's Mariners managed the lowest spudbowl score, a mere 45. The other competitors, in no particular order, were:
Ospreys 101 Wizards 55 Mariners 45 Lone Gunmen 61 Wolverines 76 Orcas 55 Buckheads 56 Phantoms 108 Ironmen 68
Thanks for a great year, fellas.